Halloween Candy, Ranked

Today is Halloween, and so I have compiled a list of all the potential candy kids might receive while Trick-or-Treating (or “Trunk-or-Treating” if you’re into super lame stuff). The very best candy this Hellborne holiday has to offer is at the top of the list, while the garbage sits at the bottom, where it belongs….

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Discount Human Teeth, and Other Things Wish Says I Need

I’m all about saving money. I’ll wait to buy a video game for years after its release date, I treat buying a car like interrogating a spy, and my kids’ college funds are just scraps of paper with the word “BUCKS” scribbled on them in off-brand crayon. (Some people think congealed pig liver oil doesn’t…

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New Site

Hey. This is the new website of Chris Haygood (me). I am a writer of books, short stories, articles, scripts, and any combination of the aforementioned. This will be my hub for all work that I unleash on the general public. News, updates, whatever – all here from now on. For any questions or comments,…

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