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Today is Halloween, and so I have compiled a list of all the potential candy kids might receive while Trick-or-Treating (or “Trunk-or-Treating” if you’re into super lame stuff). The very best candy this Hellborne holiday has to offer is at the top of the list, while the garbage sits at the bottom, where it belongs….
Continue ReadingWhy Women No Like Grug? Posted on Day of Cloud that Look Like Fish by Grug Hi. Sorry Grug not post in so long, but Grug having bit of rough patch. Me tell you about it now. Alright, so, other day, Grug chatting with Crokella, trying talk Crokella into doing boom-boom, right? So Grug…
Continue Reading1. Komodo dragons are not actually dragons 2. They do not breathe fire 3. They do not fly 4. There is no record of a Komodo dragon slaying a knight or guarding a mountain of treasure or doing anything cool 5. They’re just shitty fat lizards 6. They don’t even have wings. Seriously, did any…
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